Thursday, March 12, 2009


A pot poem by Dana Larsen

Would you like green buds and hash?
- No I would not, Mister Stash!

Would you like them in a bong?
Would you like them all day long?

- No I would not in a bong!
- No I would not all day long!
- I do not like green buds and hash.
- I do not want them Mister Stash!

Would you like them wrapped in paper?
Will you try them now or later?

- I do not want them wrapped in paper.
- I don't want them now or later.
- I don't want them in a bong,
- I do not want them all day long.
- I do not like green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Mister Stash!

Would you like them in a joint?
- No I would not, what's the point?

Perhaps you would prefer a puff?
Just have one, that is enough.

- I won't partake, not of a puff,
- Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff!

Would you try a tiny toke?
- No I don't want any smoke!

What if they were vaporized?
- I've told you no a thousand times!

Would you, could you, in a cake?
Or in cookies I can bake?

- I do not want them in a cake,
- Or in cookies you could bake.
- I do not want them vaporized,
- Or other means you have devised.
- I do not wish to try a toke,
- Or otherwise inhale smoke.
- I won't participate in puffs,
- You have asked me quite enough!
- I get no joy from juicy joints,
- I really do not see the point.
- I do not want to use the bong,
- I think that buds and hash are wrong.

In a tincture would you take it?
I could show you how to make it.

- I do not want them in a tincture
- Or in any other mixture!
- I do not want green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Mister Stash!
- Why do you care if I try them?
- Will you profit if I buy them?

I offer buds and hash for free,
There is no benefit to me.
Someone said that that you were sick,
green buds and hash might do the trick.
If you find you're getting thinner,
With no appetite for dinner,
Or you suffer from sclerosis,
Epilepsy or neuroses,
For almost all the ills that ail ya,
buds and hash will never fail ya.
Have glaucoma? PMS?
Green buds and hash have much success.
For protection against strokes,
Its best to have some potent tokes.
If your muscles are not dandy,
Try some green bud infused candy.
For migraines, spasms, even cancer,
Green buds and hash provide the answer.
If you are not feeling right,
Then have green buds and hash tonight.

- It's true I am not feeling great,
- My health's been rather poor of late.
- My doctor says that I have ills,
- He told me I should take these pills.
- I cannot even sleep at night,
- I never do feel quite alright.
- I will try green buds and hash,
- I will try them Mister Stash!


- Hey now I am feeling good!
- They worked just like you said they would.
- I have never felt this fine!
- Green buds and hash are quite divine!
- I will bake a green bud brownie,
- Whenever I am feeling frowny.
- I will try them vaporized,
- That technique seems very wise.
- I will take them in a tincture,
- And in every other mixture.
- Perhaps I would prefer to puff,
- And stop when I have had enough.
- I will roll some massive joints,
- And smoke them down to little points.
- I will toke upon the bong,
- I will do it all day long.
- I really like green buds and hash,
- I do enjoy them Mister Stash!
- Thanks for being so insistent
- And for being so persistent.
- My mind and body are improved,
- My spirit also has been moved.
- Though I was told they are a sin,
- Green buds and hash are medicine.
- I'm sorry that I was so hateful,
- Now I know I should be grateful!
- Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash,
- Thank you for green buds and hash!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

One Of Those Days

"When it starts to happen...
Looks like one of those days"
Looks like one of those days
"When it starts to happen..."
Yeah, yo..
"It starts to happen, girl..."

What the fuck's up? Attitude switch like the weather
Confrontation at one minute, the next minute better
Let her get her shit together, I ain't tryin' to say nothin'
'Cause she obviously bleedin' out her pussy or somethin'
Real irrational, quick to pick fights all bitch-like
'Bout to kick her out the whip, make the bitch hitchhike (Fuck outta here)
She flips like I should understand her pain
But she won't talk about it and she can't explain
Two sides to her gettin' it, the size of her bigger tits
But the downside is she cries over little shit
So fuckin' sick of it, that gets ugly
And the yappin' bugs me and it happens monthly and I...
Know we about to clash
When I see them li'l tampon wrappers in the trash (Uh oh)
It's enough to make a man put a gun to his brains
I shouldn't have to explain, it's just one of those days

"When it starts to happen...
Looks like one of those days"
It's just one of them days
"When it starts to happen...
It starts to happen, girl"

Probably think I'm with another girl, droppin' her drawers
When I shop at the mall, so you're blockin' your calls
You're so persistent, heard a girl's voice in the distance
No that ain't chickens, it's sales assistants
You're so suspicious, you know some bitches
Who sayin' that they know me and know my business
Even if I tell you I'ma visit my mom
You think I'm trickin' you and trickin' on some chick in a thong
How long can this go on before I say "So long"
This whole shit's prolonged, I got a beep, hold on
You're flippin', sayin' if I click over shit's over
I guess it's one of them days where you're fuckin' insane
'Cause you ain't really got nothin' to say
At home with your imagination runnin' away
Don't be surprised when you call if my number got changed
So think before you speak when it's one of them days

"When it starts to happen...
Looks like one of those days"
It's just one of them days
"When it starts to happen...
It starts to happen, girl"

She's like, "Buy me this and buy me that"
Think I got dough like I'm supplyin' crack
Never comply with that, my reply to that:
Better start lookin' for another guy for that
Now I agree once in a while to make you smile
But 24/7 trickin' just ain't my style
Repeats the same shit like a CD that skips
Tryin' to beg for them chips, little greedy ass bitch
Yeah I know how it sounds, like Ap's so mad
But she only seems glad when I'm buyin' her a bag
Little crab in the crib, tryin' to play all sad
Sure I'll give you some money...for a cab
If we tryin' to get ass then don't say this too quick
But never too fast to receive a few chips
They all about cash or lookin' for new dicks
So it's just one of them days, find a new chick

"When it starts to happen...
Looks like one of those days"
It's just one of them days
"When it starts to happen...
It starts to happen, girl"

"When it starts to happen...
Looks like one of those days" (echoes)

Apathy gets me every time.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Oh yeah....

I've also produced a two new beats earlier this month.

You can hear them on my music page on myspace.


The application that is out for the iPhone and the G1 right now is awesome.

That is all.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009



Fuck you 311 BB, but mostly you TJ.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Treat Atheists like trolls? Ha ha.

Thanks to the Friendly Atheist for posting this on his blog.

The Friendly Atheist Blog Post.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008


To the citizens of the United States.
To President Barack Obama.

You guys did it. History has been made.