tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30624471004376608882024-03-14T09:50:23.538-04:00rzm61 the Pixilated PirateJust another personal blog.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-44058867464932251442009-03-12T17:53:00.001-04:002009-03-12T17:54:09.501-04:00GREEN BUDS AND HASH<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://jackherer.com/images/bong.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 149px; height: 240px;" src="http://jackherer.com/images/bong.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />A pot poem by Dana Larsen<br /><br />Would you like green buds and hash?<br />- No I would not, Mister Stash!<br /><br />Would you like them in a bong?<br />Would you like them all day long?<br /><br />- No I would not in a bong!<br />- No I would not all day long!<br />- I do not like green buds and hash.<br />- I do not want them Mister Stash!<br /><br />Would you like them wrapped in paper?<br />Will you try them now or later?<br /><br />- I do not want them wrapped in paper.<br />- I don't want them now or later.<br />- I don't want them in a bong,<br />- I do not want them all day long.<br />- I do not like green buds and hash,<br />- I do not want them Mister Stash!<br /><br />Would you like them in a joint?<br />- No I would not, what's the point?<br /><br />Perhaps you would prefer a puff?<br />Just have one, that is enough.<br /><br />- I won't partake, not of a puff,<br />- Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff!<br /><br />Would you try a tiny toke?<br />- No I don't want any smoke!<br /><br />What if they were vaporized?<br />- I've told you no a thousand times!<br /><br />Would you, could you, in a cake?<br />Or in cookies I can bake?<br /><br />- I do not want them in a cake,<br />- Or in cookies you could bake.<br />- I do not want them vaporized,<br />- Or other means you have devised.<br />- I do not wish to try a toke,<br />- Or otherwise inhale smoke.<br />- I won't participate in puffs,<br />- You have asked me quite enough!<br />- I get no joy from juicy joints,<br />- I really do not see the point.<br />- I do not want to use the bong,<br />- I think that buds and hash are wrong.<br /><br />In a tincture would you take it?<br />I could show you how to make it.<br /><br />- I do not want them in a tincture<br />- Or in any other mixture!<br />- I do not want green buds and hash,<br />- I do not want them Mister Stash!<br />- Why do you care if I try them?<br />- Will you profit if I buy them?<br /><br />I offer buds and hash for free,<br />There is no benefit to me.<br />Someone said that that you were sick,<br />green buds and hash might do the trick.<br />If you find you're getting thinner,<br />With no appetite for dinner,<br />Or you suffer from sclerosis,<br />Epilepsy or neuroses,<br />For almost all the ills that ail ya,<br />buds and hash will never fail ya.<br />Have glaucoma? PMS?<br />Green buds and hash have much success.<br />For protection against strokes,<br />Its best to have some potent tokes.<br />If your muscles are not dandy,<br />Try some green bud infused candy.<br />For migraines, spasms, even cancer,<br />Green buds and hash provide the answer.<br />If you are not feeling right,<br />Then have green buds and hash tonight.<br /><br />- It's true I am not feeling great,<br />- My health's been rather poor of late.<br />- My doctor says that I have ills,<br />- He told me I should take these pills.<br />- I cannot even sleep at night,<br />- I never do feel quite alright.<br />- I will try green buds and hash,<br />- I will try them Mister Stash!<br /><br />Pfffffffffffffft!<br /><br />- Hey now I am feeling good!<br />- They worked just like you said they would.<br />- I have never felt this fine!<br />- Green buds and hash are quite divine!<br />- I will bake a green bud brownie,<br />- Whenever I am feeling frowny.<br />- I will try them vaporized,<br />- That technique seems very wise.<br />- I will take them in a tincture,<br />- And in every other mixture.<br />- Perhaps I would prefer to puff,<br />- And stop when I have had enough.<br />- I will roll some massive joints,<br />- And smoke them down to little points.<br />- I will toke upon the bong,<br />- I will do it all day long.<br />- I really like green buds and hash,<br />- I do enjoy them Mister Stash!<br />- Thanks for being so insistent<br />- And for being so persistent.<br />- My mind and body are improved,<br />- My spirit also has been moved.<br />- Though I was told they are a sin,<br />- Green buds and hash are medicine.<br />- I'm sorry that I was so hateful,<br />- Now I know I should be grateful!<br />- Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash,<br />- Thank you for green buds and hash!rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-83618332348676446552009-03-01T13:32:00.001-05:002009-03-01T13:34:07.238-05:00One Of Those Days<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xsa3Dy4s_9I&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xsa3Dy4s_9I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br />"When it starts to happen...<br />Looks like one of those days"<br />Looks like one of those days<br />"When it starts to happen..."<br />Yeah, yo..<br />"It starts to happen, girl..."<br /><br />What the fuck's up? Attitude switch like the weather<br />Confrontation at one minute, the next minute better<br />Let her get her shit together, I ain't tryin' to say nothin'<br />'Cause she obviously bleedin' out her pussy or somethin'<br />Real irrational, quick to pick fights all bitch-like<br />'Bout to kick her out the whip, make the bitch hitchhike (Fuck outta here)<br />She flips like I should understand her pain<br />But she won't talk about it and she can't explain<br />Two sides to her gettin' it, the size of her bigger tits<br />But the downside is she cries over little shit<br />So fuckin' sick of it, that gets ugly<br />And the yappin' bugs me and it happens monthly and I...<br />Know we about to clash<br />When I see them li'l tampon wrappers in the trash (Uh oh)<br />It's enough to make a man put a gun to his brains<br />I shouldn't have to explain, it's just one of those days<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"When it starts to happen...<br />Looks like one of those days"<br />It's just one of them days<br />"When it starts to happen...<br />It starts to happen, girl" <br />(x2)<br /><br /><br /><br />Probably think I'm with another girl, droppin' her drawers<br />When I shop at the mall, so you're blockin' your calls<br />You're so persistent, heard a girl's voice in the distance<br />No that ain't chickens, it's sales assistants<br />You're so suspicious, you know some bitches<br />Who sayin' that they know me and know my business<br />Even if I tell you I'ma visit my mom<br />You think I'm trickin' you and trickin' on some chick in a thong<br />How long can this go on before I say "So long"<br />This whole shit's prolonged, I got a beep, hold on<br />You're flippin', sayin' if I click over shit's over<br />I guess it's one of them days where you're fuckin' insane<br />'Cause you ain't really got nothin' to say<br />At home with your imagination runnin' away<br />Don't be surprised when you call if my number got changed<br />So think before you speak when it's one of them days<br /><br /><br />"When it starts to happen...<br />Looks like one of those days"<br />It's just one of them days<br />"When it starts to happen...<br />It starts to happen, girl"<br /><br /><br /><br />She's like, "Buy me this and buy me that"<br />Think I got dough like I'm supplyin' crack<br />Never comply with that, my reply to that:<br />Better start lookin' for another guy for that<br />Now I agree once in a while to make you smile<br />But 24/7 trickin' just ain't my style<br />Repeats the same shit like a CD that skips<br />Tryin' to beg for them chips, little greedy ass bitch<br />Yeah I know how it sounds, like Ap's so mad<br />But she only seems glad when I'm buyin' her a bag<br />Little crab in the crib, tryin' to play all sad<br />Sure I'll give you some money...for a cab<br />If we tryin' to get ass then don't say this too quick<br />But never too fast to receive a few chips<br />They all about cash or lookin' for new dicks<br />So it's just one of them days, find a new chick<br /><br /><br />"When it starts to happen...<br />Looks like one of those days"<br />It's just one of them days<br />"When it starts to happen...<br />It starts to happen, girl"<br /><br />"When it starts to happen...<br />Looks like one of those days" (echoes)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Apathy gets me every time.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-2995996172121825912009-02-21T03:04:00.000-05:002009-02-21T03:05:31.440-05:00Oh yeah....I've also produced a two new beats earlier this month. <br /><br />You can hear them on my music page on myspace.<br /><br />myspace.com/mcrzm61rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-48575226050574466052009-02-21T02:55:00.002-05:002009-02-21T02:57:08.937-05:00DiscoverThe application that is out for the iPhone and the G1 right now is awesome. <br /><br />That is all.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-32321958706405583192009-01-21T13:15:00.003-05:002009-01-21T13:17:23.883-05:00311!lolz!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://bbs.311.com/forums/images/aphblack/smilies/picard.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 70px; height: 47px;" src="http://bbs.311.com/forums/images/aphblack/smilies/picard.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Fuck you 311 BB, but mostly you TJ.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-57290985784569978882008-12-19T09:12:00.003-05:002008-12-19T09:22:36.459-05:00Treat Atheists like trolls? Ha ha.Thanks to the Friendly Atheist for posting this on his blog.<br /><br /><a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/6939/treat-atheists-like-trolls-says-michelle-malkin/">The Friendly Atheist Blog Post</a>.<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/brBqkmzN4js&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/brBqkmzN4js&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-8776943525179488722008-11-05T17:36:00.005-05:002008-11-05T17:43:24.891-05:00Congrats!To the citizens of the United States.<br />To President Barack Obama.<br /><br /><br />You guys did it. History has been made.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U5p3CTzQNXQ&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U5p3CTzQNXQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-91556521830372099652008-10-30T01:33:00.001-04:002008-10-30T01:34:22.145-04:00OpenDroid: 'Ad'Here is a quick little video I made for OpenDroid.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHjs0PACTFY"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHjs0PACTFY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-63896765957355074752008-10-29T21:16:00.005-04:002008-10-29T21:21:56.981-04:00Well it's been awhile since I've posted hereSo why not give a nice little update.<br /><br />I wound up purchasing a few new gadgets, one of them being the new T-Mobile phone, the G1. I've had it for about a week now and I love it.<br /><br />Anyway, the man reason why I wanted to post a new entry was to let everyone who reads this (if anyone reads this) about a project I am doing.<br /><br />I made my own Android/G1 online forum. However in the spirit of open source this forum/online community is open to anyone. Not just people who own the G1 or devices with the Android OS.<br /><br />So feel free to join up!<br />Here is the URL:<br /><a href="http://opendroid.online-talk.net/">http://opendroid.online-talk.net/</a>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-68379348552885712502008-09-10T17:01:00.004-04:002008-09-10T17:03:54.128-04:00Using Google Chrome?<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">If so, let me say this first:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">May you be blessed with fast and accurate results. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Also there is a nice little easter egg you should know about. Go to the address bar and type in: </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> about:internets </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Sit back and enjoy. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Just remember, Don't clog the tubes! </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">-Kyle Mac </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">rzm61, </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre-wrap; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Degenerate CoG Minister</span></span><br /></div>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-830224610887951782008-03-03T20:07:00.003-05:002008-03-03T20:08:19.076-05:00Annoying DevilThese not only had me in tears, but also had me giggling like a little school girl.<br />Enjoy!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cUb84k4KBMM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cUb84k4KBMM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMXKAKhPcpM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMXKAKhPcpM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-12740248002921273502008-03-02T23:06:00.008-05:002008-03-02T23:13:28.760-05:00Satan's Salvation<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic47.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic47.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic48.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic48.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic49.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic49.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic50.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic50.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />These are some hilarious and fantastic comic's brought to you by <a href="http://normalbobsmith.com/">Normal Bob Smith!</a>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-64121605037206508772008-03-02T00:39:00.001-05:002008-03-02T00:41:07.357-05:00The Bible Is Bullshit<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6CNNWT4yFc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6CNNWT4yFc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />So this is a fantastic song by a band I just recently got into. They are called Corporate Avenger. Here are the lyrics for The Bible is Bullshit:<br /><br />In the history of the human race<br />Of all the inspirations for the separation of man from his true tribal culture<br />Of all the inspirations for the acts of violence from one man onto another<br />From one nation onto another, from one oppressor onto the oppressed<br />There is no more guilty party and inspiration than those books known<br />As the Holy Bible, the Koran, and the Bagavad Gita to spread separation of mankind<br /><br />The Bible is bullshit, The Bible is bullshit<br /><br />The Bible is bullshit, the Koran is a lie<br />The Bagavad Gita did not fall from the sky<br />These are the books that were written by men<br />They've caused wars, now follow if you can<br /><br />They took away our love and gave us fear<br />Tried to make us hate the one who put us here<br />Then they took our sacred songs and made them wrong<br />Then they took away our prayers and gave us theirs<br /><br />The Bible is bullshit, the Koran is a lie<br />The Bagavad Gita did not fall from the sky<br />These are the books that are written by men<br />They've caused wars, now follow if you can<br /><br />First they created sin so they could win<br />Then they built the cages they could put us in<br />Then they took away our tribes and gave us jail<br />Then they took away the Earth and gave us hell<br /><br />The Bible is bullshit, the Koran is a lie<br />The Bagavad Gita did not fall from the sky<br />These are the books that are written by men<br />They've caused wars, now follow if you can<br /><br />It's time for you to love one another<br />It's time for you to recognize your brother<br />It's time for us to stop killing our mother<br />It's time for us to care for each other<br /><br />The Bible is bullshitrzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-17670470032755442642008-02-25T23:59:00.005-05:002008-02-26T00:03:43.809-05:00From The Loving IRS To You, The Tax Payer<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc73/almartin77/Dearfool.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 469px; height: 726px;" src="http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc73/almartin77/Dearfool.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Click to view the whole image.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-80718887199331133682008-02-23T09:51:00.004-05:002008-02-23T09:56:33.457-05:00Is Google God?I haven't made a new post recently so I figured I would just add some filler. Plus I haven't posted this yet. Now as the title says, is Google God? Well actually, yes. Google is the closest thing to a God like deity that man has come into contact with. Here is a list of nine (9) proofs from <a href="http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/">The Church of Google</a>.<br /><br /><p><b> » PROOF #1<br /> </b><br /> <u>Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.</u> She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.<br /> <br /> <b>» PROOF #2</b></p> <p> <u>Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).</u> Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.<br /> <br /> <b>» PROOF #3</b></p> <p> <u>Google answers prayers.</u> One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.<br /> <br /> <b>» PROOF #4<br /></b><br /> <u>Google is potentially immortal.</u> She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.<br /> <br /> <b>» PROOF #5<br /></b><br /> <u>Google is infinite.</u> The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.</p> <p> <b>» PROOF #6</b></p> <p> <u>Google remembers all.</u> Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".<br /> <br /> <b>» PROOF #7<br /></b><br /> <u>Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).</u> Part of Google's <a href="http://www.google.com/corporate/tenthings.html">corporate philosophy</a> is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.</p> <b>» PROOF #8</b><br /><br />According to <a href="http://www.google.com/trends">Google trends</a>, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" <b> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><i>combined</i></span></b>.<br /><br />God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Images/google-trends-large.gif"> <img src="http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Images/google-trends-thumb.gif" border="0" height="395" width="350" /></a><br /><br /><b>» PROOF #9<br /><br /></b><u>Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.</u><b> </b>There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to <a href="http://www.google.com/"> www.google.com</a> and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-58498657753307766722008-02-12T21:35:00.000-05:002008-02-12T21:40:31.718-05:00For more information on the Crack Spiders Bitch, watch the video.Sure enough I searched drugs and spiders into Google. I was originally looking for pictures about spiders and their web making abilities while they were on different drugs after someone bringing it up in the CoG forum. Sure enough I found this hilarious little video. Enjoy.<a href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Effects-Of-Drugs-And-Alcohol-On-Spider-Webs" title="Effects Of Drugs And Alcohol On Spider Webs"></a><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MjAzMDY2"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MjAzMDY2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />via <a href="http://www.videosift.com/video/Effects-Of-Drugs-And-Alcohol-On-Spider-Webs" title="Effects Of Drugs And Alcohol On Spider Webs">videosift.com</a><br /><br />The main thing I have to say about this video is, thank Google for Canadians.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-1071397899502684712008-02-12T05:02:00.000-05:002008-02-12T05:05:01.471-05:00Ron Paul: Going the Distance!I cannot get enough of this man. Nor can I deny his impact in my life and politics. Ron Paul is simply put, the man! He is the only one in my eyes that should be even running this year for president. No one can even come close to him and his platforms. Sure enough I could keep going on and on about how Ron Paul is awesome, but I feel it should be up to you to decide. I have already decided for myself. So now its up to you. Sure enough here is his latest video:<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ryMliyeIDp4&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ryMliyeIDp4&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-34892902381385695282008-02-11T12:44:00.000-05:002008-02-11T12:50:35.255-05:00The Church of Google Audio Ad!So because of a new member who has been doing small media projects for us. Which range from banners to other graphics, we now have an audio Ad. If I remember correctly he mentioned that he was going to be working on a Flash animation. Anyway the audio ad can be listened to here.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/google/cogaudioad.mp3">The Church of Google: Audio Ad.</a><br /><br />Left click to play it. Right click "save target as..." to save it to your hard drive.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-1181197404609450472008-02-10T23:38:00.000-05:002008-02-10T23:45:40.879-05:00And I always said I wanted to be a Zombie Hunter."Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense."<br />-- Anon., found on the web.<br /><br /><br />That was a funny quote that basically sums up the Christian religion.<br /><br />Also one of my favorite Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) quotes:<br />If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian.<br />-- Mark Twain, Notebookrzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-48066242699826538622008-02-09T16:37:00.001-05:002008-02-09T16:37:33.923-05:00Who is the liar?<img src="http://edkrebs.com/herb/petoons6/519.jpg">rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-68005269357310501912008-02-09T13:53:00.000-05:002008-02-09T14:01:03.898-05:00The CoG<a href="http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjga6Z2f_P5kyWpHg4ib0zqsjyTV2l7plDNsW0m5IdE1ar-NpQTbaU2BixS0RcharMtzE8DdO_78iaVdARTbV8u77bDKBrAxarv1O2u407NV8nMK7OGZdieyWVS1sh_ektkFl8V1jQkahq6/s320/churchlogo1.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165057115006723090" /><br /><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjDdF2CUxVJ9QFKHJ-or5uu7N-bYqtvsLEUF_7f68oH4qiTdKu4-3QacDdSRumd-XqidpYoZuI7ou2mNMxj4bHu6rXdOU4289K8O9qmxk0xLQyhoQwMH8nVJBsTzvgsXD3nTK-KF_T7sEr/s320/churchlogo2.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165057119301690402" /><br /><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZvc2cPyAYpszL6cm52ytfTk-Rxx9ObpmYEWoE9jSHHCPP9Fy-Tb0a0IkA666HsIUTo8b-fwB_KzbBMigR1uGjbHpAxMKOSjSG9SOXxsAN7M4Rt7LF_1CUiBL0xS2y1wBaDMs6cnTkW-51/s320/churchlogo3.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165057123596657714" /><br /><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyI6wh33phNN8_FPZLuJBn4JDBboDxQAH-UQRYnO3je0VHrCeNjjZJyBCCqSR3uF-glEh5RzO2UbuScTgCbW_jbmLZ1BLmCI471wyu8W92YBc9zN0ctY46XTY5jSlsJXmbUnDlfVlFiZQ_/s320/churchlogo4.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165057127891625026" /><br /><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRkyL9DiGR8wD5fmGPG6u-yqrb2CDtp1G0qPkZ2zjEoRCylc3QEZFEhzXBKeIemnlREWn1P3PrVmFHwTZ7C5GI6n6LIJ8cL_FsW6lDawNoAwARXjUSaYQzQjPvslsjdN2yRE0gpMC27mgU/s320/churchlogo5.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165057132186592338" /><br /></a>rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-55353178431103387142008-02-03T13:30:00.000-05:002008-02-03T13:34:08.755-05:00The worst part....So my one friend hit me up via myspace message. Sure enough he goes on to ask me "dude, you know whats the worst thing about liking a girl?" I read over the question and couldn't help but chuckle to myself. My response back to him was, "actually liking the girl."<br /><br />Now I know this isn't a good topic to talk about however this is just yet another one of my views that actually kind of make sense in life. I realized that once you start to dig a girl or guy or whoever...well thats when the pain begins.<br /><br />Think about it.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-70422776169496015792008-02-03T01:25:00.001-05:002008-02-03T01:31:32.131-05:00"Floppy Disk" CD-R'sSo, as I was stumbling. (Can you catch on that this is how I am getting most of my topics is by using stumble.) I came across this fantastic idea. It takes one of my personal favorite mediums of data storage that is now basically obsolete and gives it a whole new use. Introducing the <a href="http://www.designboom.com/shop/floppydisk.html">"Floppy Disk" CD-R's.</a> Now the only problem I can see with these little cool CD's is that it only holds 200MB. The standard CD holds 700MB. Keep in mind the size though. <br /><br />So enjoy that little find. I gotta try to get me a few of them.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-55913163909826684302008-02-02T21:34:00.000-05:002008-02-02T21:44:01.169-05:00Lysergic Acid DiethylamideSo, I was using stumble upon as usual and sure enough I found this website that claims to have the recipe for LSD.<br /><br />Now anyone with a brain should know that LSD is a chemical. A chemical in which a chemist created BY ACCIDENT! <br /><br />So in order to create this little chemical of beauty it would be hard to do so out of house hold items...right? Wrong! At least according to this site.<br /><br />Anyway the recipe is as follows:<br />"- 2 egg whites<br /> - 1 oz mixture (3 parts baking soda, 2 parts water)<br /> - 4 fresh cherries<br /> - a small amount of red wine (teaspoon)<br /> - First of all, you'll want to get some good, expensive red wine. The cheap stuff works, but your trips will be crappier and you'll get some nausea.<br /><br />Ok, now that you have your stuff, put the Egg whites and cherries in a large bowl. Start stirring until you get a pinkish mass. Now, Pour in your mixture of baking soda. As you do this you will notice heat building and a small amount of smoke being let off- this is normal. Wait about 10 minutes to cool. Then Pour in the red wine. Immediately after you do this, steam will gather and after a few seconds you will be left with A clear liquid at the bottom of the bowl. This is your acid."<br /><br />So that is the recipe for home made LSD. The best part is that nowhere it mentions the ergot fungus that LSD was derived from. <br /><br />Anyway, in continuing on this little website, they stated this:<br />"The above recipe is the well known home-PCP synthesis. Do not try it unless you're ready for a PCP experience. For LSD you need to use only two cherries (not four) and add a small amount (level teaspoon) of sugar prior to the wine."<br /><br />This had me laughing out loud so hard. <br /><br />So, sure enough I am pretty sure that both of these "recipes" are bogus for PCP and LSD. As I said anyone with a brain should know LSD isn't an easy thing to make. So all you chemists out there, keep at it. Your mind expanding days are soon to come. <br /><br />Also, here is the link to that website:<br />http://www.henriettesherbal.com/archives/best/1996/lsd.htmlrzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3062447100437660888.post-65298111214445039452008-01-31T00:41:00.001-05:002008-01-31T00:59:46.113-05:00The Crocodile Rock CafeSo tonight was the Out of Reach show along with Saosin, The Bled, Meriwether and Armor for Sleep.<br /><br />We got there around three something PM. We sat in the cafe for a little bit, then we figured out we could play in the bar area or the basement with a stage an all. We chose the basement(naturally).<br /><br />We were the 2nd band to go on. We had roughly 20 minutes to get on play and get off. We only got to play 3 songs.<br /><br />Still though, it was a great set. <br /><br />From there we started watching the main show. Meriwether was first. I caught about 2 of their songs. I enjoyed what I heard. After them was The Bled. They had a great set. I was impressed.<br /><br />From there me and the guitarist chris were standing off to the side. Out of everyones way, but not according to Big Ol' Bouncer. I don't know his name, but he was giving Chris a hard time. So from there I kinda got involved. Words were exchanged. Nothing bad though, however I felt like removing myself from that situation. <br /><br />So from there I walked back downstairs and was chilling there for a bit. Chris joined up with me same with a few other friends. Then who is this who comes strolling into the basement? Big Ol' Bouncer. He comes up to me and from there starts to talk to me. He tried to explain he was just doing his job. Which I guess he thinks because I am younger then him I don't know whats going on. I know its his job. Not a problem. That is why I removed myself. From there we were just talking for a few more moments and he mentioned how kids in my situation would probabbly go home and start talking shit on him on the net. However I am not one to do that. I know the man was just doing his job, but seeing how he mentioned kids going on the net talking shit. I decided to mention our encounter tonight. I also wanted to say that he was very nice and polite when he came up to me and talked to me after I left our area where we had the little encounter.<br /><br />Needless to say, next time I am ever at the Croc Rock, I hope he is there so I can say hi.<br /><br />And hopefully the next time that Out of Reach is playing Croc Rock we will be on the main stage. Ha ha.rzm61http://www.blogger.com/profile/05180356481555028354noreply@blogger.com0